My Sassy Gal

finally it has hit me!!

all these while, i can't help but notice the way some gals work in the office.

they have things done and resolved without even lifting a single finger.

wow!!

been eye witnessing that but somehow, the impact is not so great as compared to today.

a female co-worker was talking to a male engineer on the phone in the sweetest sweetest and most most luving manner today.

'.. harlowww... weii? where are youu-woo .... canot find you in office nehh... need youuuu to help me yyahhhh........'

*ok i have already tried my best imitating the conversation as accurately as i can*

WOW!! gosh!!

soo alluring....!

the tone, volumn and tune of her voice varies between 1 to a few hundred decibel and pitch.

*whistle*

and she always strike a very womanly and sexy posture, specially thrusting out her butts.

*wolf cries*

am i being conservative?

perhaps the rest of the singapore and not juz my office, gals and women have been doing that for centuries to the male species around me?

talking and cooing them in the most gentle and innocent girlish tone.

blinking their big lovey dovey eyes at the testosterone lot.

fluttering their long lashes at the big guys making their hearts melt and thus extending their helping hands.

for me, i will only talk to my bf in such a manner, and probably end up sounding more pitiful than seductive.

anyway.... juz sucks.

i am no good with man.

*from the above dialogue re-enacted, you shd get what i mean*

perhaps all these times, i have been disapproving of such obnoxious means to get things done, or have things done your way?

and i wana achieve success thru true capabilities?

hiak! no wonder i never get promoted!!

now i know! i know!! i know!!!

i never show enuff LEGS to the men!!!




no wonder.....

and thus canot complete ten tasks more than my peers.

and ..... and ..... i get it!!!

from next week onwards, i shall stuff paddings to push my bossoms further up.

i will NEVER leave my house without makeup.

and sway my hips more vigourously when i walk.

talk to the men in a more seductive manner.

and always curl my body in a cat-like posture.... hmm... even when sitting on the toilet bowl....

hehe.

errmm... or should i bare my midriff to the world as well?