Green with Envy

I envy women who are tall, who never need to tiptoe, during a rock concert.

I envy women who have big tits, who never have to worry about, buying the right bra.

I envy women, who have beautiful faces, who never have to do many tasks by themselves, coz men will be flocking to their needs eagerly.

I envy women, who are so lucky in work, that they get promotion, without doing any jobs.

I envy women, who go around spitting venom about people, and still have someone to defence their innocence.

I envy women, who have a man to luv them, have a shoulder to lean on, at their saddest moment in life.

I envy women, who have a hubby, coz they have already found someone, who will strive to provide for them, and grow old together.

I envy women, who are pregnant, coz they have a chance, to bear the child of the man they luv.

I envy women, who are so strong, that they crawl out of the abyss, and anticipate the future in the shortest possible time.

I envy women, who are borned with a silver spoon, who can drop any responsibilities at any moment, and go on to pursue their dreams.

I envy women, who have such supporting family, that they can escape from the stress in life any time, and sit idling around for the next few years.

I envy women, who have such beautiful smiles, that you feel the warmth in your heart, juz by looking at them.

I envy women, who are so popular with friends, that they are often missed, and someone to attend to their needs at all time.

I envy women, who can swim so well, that they never have to worry about drowning in the sea, when their titanic sinks.

I envy women, who have such porcelain skin, that they dun have to spend a bomb, on scrubs and creams.

I envy women, who are so charming, that people were mesmerized when they speak, and their dressed sense and mannerism being imitated.

I envy women, who are so good at handling machines, that they spent the minimal, on their driving license. hehe.